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In general, the typical male marriage, good-looking woman. After the wedding, he laid the rules:
I'll be at home when I want when I want and whenever I want.
I expect a good meal on the table when I tell you not to go home for dinner.
I'm going hunting, fishing, drinking and playing cards with my friends, and do not give me this trouble.
These are my rules. Comment?

His new bride said:
"No, that's fine with me. But know that there will be sex here at seven every night ..... if you're there or not."

(Damn, she's SMART!)